Karmic Crime® Series

Is old energy or past life stagnation blocking you from moving forward?

Are you the victim of a karmic crime that has caused relationship grime, financial decline, chronic self-doubt working overtime, or the same obstacle repeating itself again and again?! Fret no more! Before you can clear it, you need to know what you're dealing with.

If you keep running into the same problem in different areas of your life, it may not be a coincidence! It could be connected to an old belief, an emotional wound, an ancestral pattern, a past life vow, or nasty energy that has overstayed its welcome and refuses to leave.

Welcome to the Karmic Crime® Series, where we investigate the hidden patterns that may be holding your energy hostage and find conscious ways to clear them and change the outcome.

How I Became The Witchy Guru™

I became obsessed with nutrition and detoxing my body as a teenager after learning that my "silver" filling was full of toxic stuff I definitely didn't want camping out in my mouth. I even studied Clinical Nutrition in college because apparently a casual interest was never going to be enough for me.

But physical detoxing was only the beginning.

When I started uncrossing myself from curses, jinxes, and hexes, I stumbled upon a treasure chest of emotional gunk all cozied up and entangled with the energetic mess, like past like baggage (we'll open that karma case another day) deeply repressed wounds, inherited patterns, missing soul pieces, distorted energy, and other unwanted interference. Hello, demonic entities!

Apparently, the treasure chest was full of everything except gold.

This is what I mean by a conscious detox. It is not just about what you remove from your body or wash away in a ritual bath. It is about investigating the symptoms and figuring out what may be keeping the problem alive, well, and apparently on steroids behind the scenes.

You can cleanse your energy all day long, but if your subconscious mind keeps running the same old pattern, guess what? The energetic intruder will keep finding an open door. Rude, but true!

"Why does this keep happening to me? How am I supposed to function?! Do I need another tarot reading?"

I've done a lot of research. Of course, I could have skipped doing the work, quoted a few dead philosophers, called myself enlightened, and started accepting donations! But it wasn't until I applied what I had learned and started working with the gods (we can debate this later) that I started seeing healing, karma, and life on Earth a little differently.

That is why a conscious detox requires you to work on your body, mind, and soul.

I also learned that curses, jinxes, and hexes can have more places to take hold when fear, trauma, and unresolved patterns are still lingering. That's why my work does not stop at cleansing the aura or taking one spiritual bath and hoping for the best.

I basically took everything I had learned from Old World Magic... Egyptian magical traditions, mystical shamanism, subconscious work, entity extraction, and soul retrieval... and connected the dots. That concoction became the philosophy behind MAGICQUE™ and how I help people detox far beyond the physical.

And somehow, my obsession with detoxing led me into a much deeper kind of work and turned me into The Witchy Guru.

What is a Crossed Condition?

A crossed condition is a traditional spiritual term used to describe feeling blocked, tangled up, or completely out of alignment. It can feel like everything you try keeps hitting an invisible wall, especially when it comes to love, money, confidence, creativity, stability, or new opportunities.

That does not automatically mean someone has cursed you. Outside noise is only one possibility. Negative self talk, internalized guilt, ancestral shame, unresolved trauma, and past life vows can become so deeply embedded in your subconscious that they start acting like a hex that refuses to take a hint!

"I was ready to change my life, but my subconscious submitted a 47 page report explaining why every possible move would end in disaster."

That's why clearing the patterns in your mind matters just as much as clearing the energy around you.

Everything is energy, but clearing it is rarely a one bath and done situation. An uncrossing ritual can help you interrupt the pattern, strengthen your intention, and make room for something new.

But clearing the space is only half the investigation. This is where pattern interruption comes in! You are not just stopping a thought or reaction in the moment and calling it a day. You are figuring out what created the pattern, what keeps feeding it, and what needs to take its place.

"Crossed conditions can thwart our access to the luck, blessings, love, and success we are entitled to." —Khi Armand

How Crossed Energy May Show Up

A crossed condition does not look the same for everyone. Maybe you keep dating the same problem in a different body. Your money slips through your fingers as quickly as it comes in, your new car battery suddenly dies, opportunities fall apart right before the finish line, or fear takes over the second you're ready to put yourself out there.

Oh boy, do I know that feeling!

Your root chakra is connected to safety, stability, belonging, cash flow, and your ability to receive. Other people's jealousy and envy plus your own fear and decades old insecurity can throw it out of whack, making you feel ungrounded, unsupported, or blocked from receiving what you need and desire.

The Evil Eye doesn't always burst onto the scene like gangbusters. Sometimes it amplifies the negative self talk already running in the background until self-doubt starts sounding like the truth. Before you know it, you're questioning your worth, your decisions, and whether you should take action at all.

If you keep running into the same resistance, bulldozing your way through it is not always the solution. Sometimes you have to stop fighting the symptom and investigate what the heck is driving it.

That's where the real uncrossing starts!

Now we get to play spiritual detective because a repeating block can have one cause or an entire lineup of suspects conspiring behind the scenes.

Possible suspects include:

Past life curses will eventually crystallize as a pattern and negative patterns can feel like a curse.
A past life pattern of adversity will eventually create a pattern of discontent and frustration in this life.
Negative elementals manifest in the energy body when a pattern has made a strong impact in your life. Elementals amplify the effects of any pattern! (i.e. pattern of self doubt can become self perpetuating)
Promises or vows never to love, marry, trust, receive, become visible, or use your power again
Missing soul pieces in the heart chakra may stem from traumatic events in this life or previous lifetimes, creating challenges with emotional intimacy and compassion
Ancestral pattern of shame can be the root of any inferiority complex
Unresolved karma or forgotten ancestral relationships
Relationships that have gone sour in this lifetime
Childhood trauma and survived patterns you no longer need
Subconscious beliefs and deeply rooted fears
Curses, hexes, and jinxes have the potential to stick when any of the above hasn't been dealt with

Sometimes the culprit is obvious. Other times, the energetic Karmic Crime® scene needs to be investigated from every angle before you can figure out what the hex is going on!

"Life is not quite so simple as the uninformed would like to believe." —Dion Fortune

All habits and reactions can be linked to a psychological or emotional pattern. It's much easier to change a habit or reaction when you understand what keeps feeding it. Instead of becoming obsessed with treating the visible symptom, you have to investigate the root before it keeps creating havoc in your body, mind, and spirit.

"After all, the human machine is an internal combustion engine running on spirit." —Dion Fortune

When a Past Life Vow Becomes a Present Block

Let's use relationships as an example because they have a sneaky way of dragging old baggage into the present and acting like nobody will notice.

Not getting the marriage proposal your soul has been waiting for? Before blaming bad luck or your parents' divorce drama from back when you weren't even old enough to spell alimony, consider that the real problem may be much older.

Imagine making a vow in another lifetime such as, "I will never love again," "I will remain loyal forever," or "My heart dies with you." Those vows do not always expire just because that lifetime did!

A past vow made in the heat of intense emotion can keep influencing your choices until it is consciously acknowledged and released. It may keep you from recognizing the right person, opening yourself to intimacy, or choosing a healthy relationship instead of one that feels suspiciously familiar.

And yes, you won't cross paths with the one, or worse, you might choose the wrong one, if you vowed to never marry or be merry again!

Past life vows may not be the only suspects lurking in the love department. Missing soul pieces connected to the heart chakra can also make it harder to trust, receive love, and let someone get close. Retrieving and integrating those lost parts may help you feel more whole, compassionate, and emotionally available for the relationship you actually want.

"Excuse me, but I love and trust all 20 of my cats, and they love and trust me."

This deeper investigation is what MAGICQUE is all about. I'm not interested in clearing only what is obvious and leaving the rest of the energetic evidence behind. My work brings together Old World Magic, including Egyptian magical traditions, mystical shamanism, subconscious work, and soul retrieval.

The goal isn't to blame every bad date, missed opportunity, or mysteriously dead car battery on an invisible force. It's to figure out what is active, deal with what has been keeping you stuck, and take ACTION toward a different outcome.

"There is a difference between healing and putting up walls, and the way we treat our emotional bodies can not only invite spiritual illness, but keep the intimacy and loving relationships that we seek at bay as well." —Khi Armand

Meet the Karmic Crime® Bath Collection

After decades of dealing with the Evil Eye, crossed conditions, and energetic intruders, I created the Karmic Crime® Bath Collection for people who are done waiting for the energy to clear itself and ready to do something about it.

Creating this collection has been a labor of love! It combines my obsession with Old World Magic, mystical shamanism, and the ritual use of sacred botanicals with my commitment to helping people take back their power.

I make every formula myself in the MAGICQUE warehouse in El Paso, Texas, using carefully selected herbs, salts, minerals, and proprietary oils.

If you've seen Naples, Florida on one of my earlier labels, nope, it wasn't a printing error! I lived there before moving back home to El Paso to be closer to my family. And yes, I brought the business and all the magic with me.

These aren't ordinary bath salts churned out on an assembly like and sprinkled with a little wishful thinking. I make them in limited batches, pray over them, bless them, and prepare each one with focused intention.

What's Included?

Every full size Karmic Crime® ritual bath includes:

A ritual incantation written by me for the work
A protection crystal chosen to reinforce your intention
Chakra anointing oil
Clear, step by step ritual instructions
A guided exercise to support subconscious release

If praying the Psalms is part of your spiritual practice, you can also include a psalm of your choice during the bath.

MAGICQUE products are not here to make you dependent on me, a jar, or any ritual. They are tools meant to support your conscious participation in your own growth and transformation. Your power does not live in a jar.

Magic may help clear the path, but YOU must be willing to walk it!

How I Create the Formulas

Some ingredients are certified organic and come from small, high quality farms. Others I've gathered by hand in places like the forests in Maine.

The uncrossing and reversal formulas may stay on my altar for 12 to 24 hours as part of their preparation. I like to say they are being "cooked" with intention, although no pots, pans, or witchy oven mitts are involved! Actually, the oven mitts may not be a bad idea.

This isn't mass production. I make each formula in small batches when the timing, ingredients, and ritual work line up. Then I carefully package every bag before sending it your way.

Uncrossing Is a Process

I wish one bath could untangle years, or lifetimes of emotional baggage while we sleep, but deep soul work has the audacity to require our participation!

Depending on the emotional baggage, ancestral residue, subconscious conditioning, or past life entanglements you're carrying, lasting change may take some hardcore work. That doesn't mean it has to take forever. It means deep patterns require honesty, patience, integration and ACTION.

This process can bring clarity, greater self-awareness, and the power to make different choices. I poured my heart, power, and soul into these formulas because I want people to do more than hope for change. I want them to take ACTION.

Covering all the bases...energetic, emotional, subconscious, and practical...can help you get your enthusiasm and momentum back. Once things feel clearer, you still have to put that momentum to work.

The Investigation Does Not End Here

Maybe you know a curse was sent your way. Maybe you can't quite put your finger on what happened, but you still feel like the victim of a Karmic Crime®. Either way, panic is not a plan. Investigation is.

A ritual bath may help you start clearing the energetic evidence, but the deeper patterns don't always shift after one soak. Neither do the subconscious beliefs that may have kept the crossed condition active.

You can break the curse, remove the jinx, clear the stagnant energy, and evict those pesky astral squatters. But if the same hidden fears, emotional baggage, past life blocks, and subconscious beliefs are still running the show, the crossed condition may grow another leg and wander right back into your life!

That doesn't mean you caused the curse, deserved it, or invited someone's nasty energy into your life. It means that after clearing what was sent, you also need to strengthen any vulnerable places where it found something to grab onto.

Clear the mess, shut the doors, and change the locks!

That is why a complete conscious detox includes working with the subconscious mind. You have to investigate what has kept the blockage alive, clear the internal patterns connected to it, and decide what gets to take their place. Otherwise, you're cleaning up the crime scene and leaving the door wide open!

Uncrossing isn't just about breaking a curse, removing a jinx, or kicking intruder energy to the curb. It's about taking back your power, changing the patterns that keep dragging the same old mess into your life, and deciding that your past does not get to keep running the show!

True self-knowledge and self-mastery play a large role in our vulnerability and, like all crossed conditions, the experience of being cursed can lead us to resolve those internal matters that enabled it in the first place." —Khi Armand

That's why I am creating The Karmic Crime® Purge, a private three month experience focused on curse clearing and subconscious reprogramming. It's for people who are ready to investigate their energetic crime scene from every angle, clear what may be keeping them stuck, and take ACTION toward a different outcome.

More details are coming soon. Consider this your first clue.

Karmic Crime® is a registered trademark of MAGICQUE LLC.